Thursday, June 23, 2011

Waffles

Wait For It.

There I was, minding my own business, humming a song I'd just made up, doodling tiny figures on a scrap of paper. Pure happiness. When this weird-grumpy-dude asked me to shut up. He was rather polite which embarrassed the hell out of me. I did shut up, at first, then I started again. Hum dum dum di dum bum gum bum dum dummm dumm. Ta ddaada ddaa.. Zumi dumi shumi..Prringgg. The dude started screaming at the top of his lungs, banging his fists on the table, his head on the walls, he tore on his clothes and pulled his hair out and then his brain herniated through his mouth! Yes, really. RIP.

Yay. I did it. Yes, yes I exaggerate. The guy didn't even say anything, he just gave the evil black look that gave me a stroke. <-- now that did happen.

Anyway.

You're about to be friends with this person when he/she/it does something that makes you go like 'Huh =/'

Our history-taking exam was about to start. I, being such a good girl, lent all my sheets to my friends. I was left with one very messy inky sheet. I was sure if I submitted my history on it, I would about 0.0 marks. So I asked this girl if I can have a tiny single paper from her Enormous-est-est-est-Notebook-Ever. She said No in a cold voice. Just like that. At such a crucial moment. Now am never going to lend my novels to her, Humph.

Turn offs: when people keep going on about their awesome lives and their awesome crushes. Those ONLY talk about their crushes. The nerdy friend who get an embolic attack when they don't top. And weirdos who talk gross during meal time <-- usually brothers.

That was very informative post, wasn't it? Right. Am BLANK =[ *sob*

So my mum is in hospital. She'll be back by Saturday. Inshaa'Allah. I really really really miss her. Home isn't good without her.

....I heart Chandler Bing in Friends. Can I have him? Pretty please?

Still. Hearts!


Will be on your blog soon =)

Happy moments!

P.S. Did waffles lure you here?

Sidrah xx o(^-^)o

17 comments:

Unknown said...

LMAO!!!! You literally had me laugh my ass off. Good one. :p

Unknown said...

Yes. Without mom at home, we must be boring, empty...Hope your mom will come back this saturday :D

Sidrah said...

@bessy
yayie =D

@sydia
Thanku! =]

Furree Katt said...

WHY CAN'T PEOPLE LET YOU HUM IN PEACE :'(
your 'friend' is definitely not friendly. DISOWN HER!
people talking only about their crushes really are annoying.
i hope your mum comes back jaldi jaldi! :)

and yes, waffles DID lure me here haha.

Blasphemous Aesthete said...

LOL, it was really a very informative post ROFL.

Yeah, don't offer that girl any novels, Send them over here, I'll send you a thick Classmate register :P


Cheers,
Blasphemous Aesthete

Mishree said...

very sweet.and maybe u should try putting chewing gum on that girl's chair.

thanks for visiting my blog,dahling :)

mishree!

Nas said...

This made me smile!
I hope and pray your mummy comes home soon insha'Allah :).

Ph_ said...

LOL :D
That's one cool post yet again :D
Will be waiting for you to visit.
Take care :)

Anonymous said...

Its okay you can take Chandler, I am feeling very generous today :P
You know how to make ppl grin :D

ishashime said...

i hope your mom comes back all well and happy. :D

and yes, i had a little crush on chandler way back when. now, though, he's old and heavier. haha. i wish he stayed chandler forever. xD

The Me. said...

I looooorve Chandler! Bestness.
and OMG, that girl :/ ! Evil. Bachi. -.-

P.s. I like this post. :>

Nirati said...

Hahahaha the post made me laugh :P
Hope your mom gets well and gets back home soon! :)
BTW I love your whole layout,fonts, pictures,everyything!!
New follower :D *waves at you*

Sidrah said...

@furree
I knew it =p
thanku! ^^

@Blasphemous Aesthete
that would be soo nice! =)
I sure will.

@xehra
Taken!

@ishashime
i still love him =p

@drama queen
you're the best =D

Thanku, guys =)

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Anonymous said...

I'm watching friends right now!!!!!!!!! It's soooooooo funny!!!!!!!